funnytwittertweets:

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ezorzea:

my skills include being a sleepyhead and a sweetiepie

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trinitite-princess:

unclefather:

bastardcircus:

bastardcircus:

Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

THIS IS FUCKING IT, IT’S SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!!

you will be turned to icing if you don’t start acting correctally.

naughty rodents go into the i c i n g c o n e

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guerrillatech:

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knitmeapony:

ntjnke:

alwaysbewoke:

Dope

Is this silk screening?

And dude, does she have to do this every time?

This isn’t silk screening; that literally uses a screen for every color: https://www.instructables.com/How-to-Silk-Screen/

This is called water dying, or marble dying. And yes, each one is unique and done by hand.

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ratfuck:

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, show me penis, cock and ball

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beyoursledgehammer:

inber:

sometimes i get richard siken and richard scarry confused in my head which has made for a few interesting literary conversations

This was funnier in my head.

also I’m sorry.

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sleepy-bebby:

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kissycat:

Universities love to make their websites a fucking maze

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magnetictapedatastorage:

The term ‘working woman’ [is] a tautology. There is no such thing as a woman who doesn’t work. There is only a woman who isn’t paid for her work.

-Invisible Women

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yearningheart:

anyone else perpetually feeling like they’ll genuinely never find love LOL like not in a funny quirky way like truly……like im just not built for it im not the kind of person stuff like that happens to

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smileofacaffeinatedsaint:

we can’t oppress Disney enjoyers enough

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adampvrrish:

what Big Hardcover doesn’t want you to know is that paperbacks are actually superior & easier to hold & sexier & more comfortable despite being less sought after & cheaper than hardcovers.. IGNORE hardcover propaganda they are deceiving you fools

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