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@25 minutes ago with 2082 notes

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

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@28 minutes ago with 375175 notes

joshpeck:

i was looking through my old facebook statuses and i stumbled upon this

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dear 2010 me

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the future is now

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@28 minutes ago with 182476 notes

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@29 minutes ago with 24669 notes

barakashton:

Luke Hemmings has such a perfect taste in music I just want to sit in bed with him in the middle of the night laughing and eating ice cream with the only lighting being the dim glow from his laptop and he can show me amazing songs by people I’ve never heard of and we can talk about concerts we’ve each been to and bands we want to see together until we fall asleep and i fucking hate myself for writing this

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@29 minutes ago with 2678 notes
bootyxqueen:

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

laughing so fucking hard

bootyxqueen:

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

laughing so fucking hard

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@30 minutes ago with 135933 notes
anemicprincess:

My old cats, Tom and Little, always slept together in a guitar case. They both lived for seventeen years and my family is still convinced that they were in love. Little was perfectly healthy when Tom died, but a week after his death she stopped eating and would hide behind couches and in corners all day. Within a month, she passed away too. They are buried side by side in our garden.

anemicprincess:

My old cats, Tom and Little, always slept together in a guitar case. They both lived for seventeen years and my family is still convinced that they were in love. Little was perfectly healthy when Tom died, but a week after his death she stopped eating and would hide behind couches and in corners all day. Within a month, she passed away too. They are buried side by side in our garden.

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@30 minutes ago with 246863 notes

truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

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@31 minutes ago with 72246 notes

novacanebae:

do not try to tell me they didn’t channel the office for this video

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@28 minutes ago with 20196 notes

singhallelujahh:

When people use Elsa not getting a prince at the end of Frozen to hate on all the other Disney princesses who fall in love

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A WOMAN CAN BE STRONG WITHOUT A MAN.

A WOMAN CAN BE STRONG WITH A MAN.

LOVE DOES NOT MAKE PEOPLE WEAK.

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@28 minutes ago with 17575 notes

monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

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@29 minutes ago with 208979 notes

17yr:

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drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well

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@29 minutes ago with 128615 notes
teen-age-dirtbag:

☾☻guys, gals, and grunge grunge grunge☻☽
@30 minutes ago with 77291 notes

fcukharry:

the first five seconds was just niall trying not to laugh

(via ziallswintergirl)

@30 minutes ago with 1453 notes
barbieandhercats:

wumb0ner:

On the outside he smiles, but on the inside hes dying.

#the feels

barbieandhercats:

wumb0ner:

On the outside he smiles, but on the inside hes dying.

#the feels

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@30 minutes ago with 543 notes