captwor:

when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum

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trait:

when you meet a canadian and start a conversation

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@2 hours ago with 107442 notes

mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

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hmrnings:

nudelukes:

grvnge5sauce:

Michael is gonna be the dad that goes “Don’t tell mom”

"Dad she’s gonna notice that you dyed my hair neon pink"

"not if you wear a hat"

(via irwinpvnk)

@2 hours ago with 9412 notes

ouijaboarding:

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

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@3 hours ago with 101762 notes
me:yes i speak that language
me:no not that part
@11 hours ago with 111175 notes

because-i-have-us:

renirabbit:

yougotkronwalled:

burrayeksa:

Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be. 

All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one: image

this made me want to watch hockey

that gif above me. is my home team. 

(via lulz-time)

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cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

(via thefaultinsupernovas)

@2 hours ago with 12052 notes

irwinpvnk:

nerdjpg:

did dr. dre even attend medical school?

he could have a PhD

@2 hours ago with 132242 notes

hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

(via ruinedchildhood)

@2 hours ago with 197323 notes

upallnightogetloki:

hobovampire:

genderpizzapalace:

marxisforbros:

I want to get this video embedded in my arm so I can watch it whenever I get sad. 

YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS OMFG

THEY ARE BOTH A GIFT I’M AS HAPPY ABOUT THEM BOTH BOTH OF THEMMMM

oh God, this is the honest to God cutest.

I can’t even begin to stop smiling, this is so precious.

(via teaquilas)

@2 hours ago with 59020 notes

zayns1d:

THE SECURITY GUARD 

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(via cliffords-styles)

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